Fanon/Mr Dark’s Song

Mr Dark’s Song is the first song from the cartoon series The Adventures Of Rayman apart from the theme song, playing in the episode Chocolate And Coronavirus. It introduces Mr Dark after he captures the heroes, as he sings about his campaign to plunge the Glade into darkness. Another verse was added in the middle of the song for the soundtrack version.

lyrics

Chocolate And Coronavirus

Mr Dark: MUAHAHAHAHA!

Barbara: Who’s there? Show yourself!

Mr Dark: I’m only your worst nightmare!

Chuck/Jack: (screaming) AAAAHHHH!

Mr Dark: What’s the matter? Afraid of the DARK?

Well, well, well, who do we have here?

Another bunch of prisoners that are shaking in fear!

And due to my candy trap, my collection grows so big!

I’ve got many teensies…

…a human…

…a glute…

…a greenbottle…

…and a THINGAMAGIG!!!

LET THE DARK ALIGNMENT SONG BEGIN! AHAHAHAHAHA!

Everybody calls me

The evil Mr Dark,

I’m evil, wicked, cruel,

And I’m scary as a shark!

I enjoy catching teensies

And electoons as I please,

I’ve got an army of nightmares,

Now, get a load of these!

lividstones: He’s the evil Mr Dark!

Mr Dark: This dreaming world is doomed!

darktoons: And he’s scary as a shark!

Mr Dark: Once I steal the Great Protoon!

lividstones: He’s the evil Mr Dark!

Mr Dark: This dreaming world is doomed!

darktoons: And he’s scary as a shark!

Mr Dark: Once I steal the Great Protoon!

Globox I’ve got a wife and many kids

So please, let me go!

I must go back, they probably miss me!

So, if you’ll kindly-

Mr Dark: NO!

Rayman: You won’t get away with this, Mr Dark,

We’ll stop you for sure!

Mr Dark: Well, if that’s your first guess,

Then no, you’re wrong, sir!

When I steal the protoon, it’ll bring such doom,

The world will tremble!

And I shall plunge the Glade into darkness,

So, henchmen, assemble!

YAHAHAHA!

lividstones: He’s the evil Mr Dark!

Mr Dark: This dreaming world is doomed!

darktoons: And he’s scary as a shark!

Mr Dark: Once I steal the Great Protoon!

lividstones: He’s the evil Mr Dark!

Mr Dark: This dreaming world is doomed!

darktoons: And he’s scary as a shark!

Mr Dark: Once I steal the Great Protoon!

My darkness spreads all over the place,

There’s nothing you can do!

Just wait till you hear my main target…

…IT’S

THE

GREAT

PROTOON!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Mr Dark’s henchmen: (joining in) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

A Ray Of Hope

Mr Dark:

lividstones: He’s the evil Mr Dark!

Mr Dark: This dreaming world is doomed!

darktoons: And he’s scary as a shark!

Mr Dark: Now that I have the Great Protoon!

lividstones: He’s the evil Mr Dark!

Mr Dark: This dreaming world is doomed!

darktoons: And he’s scary as a shark!

Mr Dark: Now that I have the Great Protoon!

My darkness spreads all over the place,

There’s nothing you can do!

‘Cause now, I have my main target…

…IT’S

THE

GREAT

PROTOON!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Mr Dark’s henchmen: (joining in) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

extended version

Mr Dark: Well, well, well, who do we have here?

Another bunch of prisoners that are shaking in fear!

And due to my candy trap, my collection grows so big!

I’ve got many teensies…

…a human…

…a glute…

…a greenbottle…

…and a THINGAMAGIG!!!

LET THE DARK ALIGNMENT SONG BEGIN! AHAHAHAHAHA!

Everybody calls me

The evil Mr Dark,

I’m evil, wicked, cruel,

And I’m scary as a shark!

I enjoy catching teensies

And electoons as I please,

I’ve got an army of nightmares,

Now, get a load of these!

lividstones: He’s the evil Mr Dark!

Mr Dark: This dreaming world is doomed!

darktoons: And he’s scary as a shark!

Mr Dark: Once I steal the Great Protoon!

lividstones: He’s the evil Mr Dark!

Mr Dark: This dreaming world is doomed!

darktoons: And he’s scary as a shark!

Mr Dark: Once I steal the Great Protoon!

You never see me coming,

I’m sneaky like a fox!

I’ve got the spirit of a demon,

And eyes like 10 hawks!

My darkness spreads all over the place,

There’s nothing you can do!

Just wait till you learn my main target,

It’s the Great Protoon!

lividstones: He’s the evil Mr Dark!

Mr Dark: This dreaming world is doomed!

darktoons: And he’s scary as a shark!

Mr Dark: Once I steal the Great Protoon!

lividstones: He’s the evil Mr Dark!

Mr Dark: This dreaming world is doomed!

darktoons: And he’s scary as a shark!

Mr Dark: Once I steal the Great Protoon!

Globox I’ve got a wife and many kids

So please, let me go!

I must go back, they probably miss me!

So, if you’ll kindly-

Mr Dark: NO!

Rayman: You won’t get away with this, Mr Dark,

We’ll stop you for sure!

Mr Dark: Well, if that’s your first guess,

Then no, you’re wrong, sir!

When I steal the protoon, it’ll bring such doom,

The world will tremble!

And I shall plunge the Glade into darkness,

So, henchmen, assemble!

YAHAHAHA!

lividstones: He’s the evil Mr Dark!

Mr Dark: This dreaming world is doomed!

darktoons: And he’s scary as a shark!

Mr Dark: Once I steal the Great Protoon!

lividstones: He’s the evil Mr Dark!

Mr Dark: This dreaming world is doomed!

darktoons: And he’s scary as a shark!

Mr Dark: Once I steal the Great Protoon!

My darkness spreads all over the place,

There’s nothing you can do!

Just wait till you hear my main target…

…IT’S

THE

GREAT

PROTOON!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Mr Dark’s henchmen: (joining in) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

trivia

-The song shares similarities to Oogie Boogie’s Song from the movie The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Devil’s Song from The Cuphead Show!, and several Phantom songs from the Mario + Rabbids series.

-The lyric “This dreaming world is doomed” is a reference to one of his quotes from the MAD cartoon Everybody Loves Rayman.

-This is the first song in the series to be written.