Fanon/Monster Mash
Monster Mash is a dance level in Kinect Rayman, only playable around Halloween. It is originally by Bobby “Boris” Pickett and the Crypt-Kickers. The setting is that of the Land of the Livid Dead.
lyrics
Globox: I was walking through the Glade late one night,
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight,
For Jano was released from the Cave Of Bad Dreams,
And suddenly, as odd as it seems…
He did the mash! He did the monster mash!
The monster mash! It was a graveyard smash!
He did the mash! It caught on in a flash!
He did the mash! He did the monster mash!
From the Fiery Dephs to the Cave Of Bad Dreams
To the Land of the Livid Dead and all its extremes,
The zombie chickens came from their humble abode
To get an invite from Jano
They did the mash! They did the monster mash!
The monster mash! It was a graveyard smash!
They did the mash! It caught on in a flash!
They did the mash! They did the monster mash!
The devilbobs were having fun,
The party had just begun
The guests included Raywolf,
Red Devil, Glombie, and a ton!
The scene was rocking with Raymesis on stage,
The ghosts and the grannies let out such rage
Fee De La Mort was about to arrive
With her rock ‘n roll band, the Granny-Five!
They played the mash! They played the monster mash!
The monster mash! It was a graveyard smash!
They played the mash! It caught on in a flash!
They played the mash! They played the monster mash!
Out of the sky came Ray of the Dead,
Flew in on Draklos, gave everyone dread,
He looked upset when he shook his fist,
And said…
“Whatever happened to my Livid Dead twist?!?”
It’s now the mash! It’s now the monster mash!
The monster mash! And it’s a graveyard smash!
It’s now the mash! It caught on in a flash!
It’s now the mash! It’s now the monster mash!
Raymando was mad at first, but he warmed up just fine,
And the Monster Mash is a really fun time!
For everyone around, this message is for you,
When you get to my door, tell them Globox sent you…
Then you can mash! Then you can monster mash!
The monster mash! And do a graveyard smash!
Then you can mash! It’ll catch on in a flash!
Then you can mash! Then you can monster mash!