Fanon/Mr Dark’s Song

Mr Dark’s Song is the first song from the cartoon series The Adventures Of Rayman apart from the theme song. It introduces Mr Dark after he captures the heroes, as he sings about his campaign to plunge the Glade into darkness.

lyrics

(This is still a WIP)

Mr Dark: Well, well, well, what do we have here?

Another bunch of prisoners that are shaking in fear!

And due to my candy trap, my collection seems so big!

I have many teensies…

…a human…

…a glute…

…a greenbottle…

…and a THINGAMAGIG!!!

LET THE DARK ALIGNMENT SONG BEGIN! AHAHA!

Everybody calls me

The evil Mr Dark,

I’m evil, wicked, cruel,

And I’m scary as a shark!

I enjoy catching teensies

And electoons as I please,

I’ve got an army of nightmares,

Now, get a load of these!

lividstones: He’s the evil Mr Dark!

Mr Dark: This dreaming world is doomed!

darktoons: And he’s scary as a shark!

Mr Dark: Once I steal the Great Protoon!

lividstones: He’s the evil Mr Dark!

Mr Dark: This dreaming world is doomed!

darktoons: And he’s scary as a shark!

Mr Dark: Once I steal the Great Protoon! Muahahahahaha!

Globox I’ve got a wife and many kids

So please, let me go!

I must go back, they probably miss me!

So, if you’ll kindly-

Mr Dark: NO!

My darkness spreads all over the place,

There’s nothing you can do!

Just wait till you learn my main target,

It’s the Great Protoon!

trivia

-The song shares similarities to Oogie Boogie’s Song from the movie The Nightmare Before Christmas, as well as several Phantom songs from the Mario + Rabbids series.

-The lyric “This dreaming world is doomed” is a reference to one of his quotes from the MAD cartoon Everybody Loves Rayman.